Agents in every city of the world
Roaming around the British Newspaper Archive today, I came across some adverts from the London Standard which do feel a little bizarre by today's standards!
Personals:
Slater's Detective Agency:
And my favourite, from a rival agency:
I love that they claim to have an agent in every city of the world, quite a boast! And from every station of life! Royalty to homeless people, I guess?
Slater and Moser will definitely warrant further investigation!
Personals:
B*****. De W – You have
been traced. Write and give E.P. an explanation, also W., or immediate
proceedings will be taken. – F.D.
Green Bushes. –
Dangerously ill. Mind unhinged. Shop closed: not take sufficient pay rent.
Pray help before Tuesday or will lose
all. Ruined. Mother cannot help. What will become our darling.
I.V.O.R – I know there
is an impassable gulf between us now. Don’t throw across a relic of happier
time when you loved and trusted me. It was given on certain conditions and I can
only take it from your hand. If you will not see me call for letter. Perhaps
your turn has come. Be generous and spare me.
Slater's Detective Agency:
Before commencing
Divorce proceedings consult Henry Slater, who will obtain all available reliable
evidence. Consultations free.
Successful in every
case wherein engaged in the Divorce Court for the past seven years.
Slater’s Detectives
(Male and Female) for secret watchings, ascertaining where people go, what they
do, the company they keep. &c. Consultations free – Henry Slater, Manager.
27, Basinghall-street, City, E.C.
Slater’s Detective
Offices. - “Facile princeps stand the above-named offices for ability in
conducting to a successful issue intricate matters requiring the greatest
amount of discretion.” – “Municipal Review.” – Henry Slater, Manager, 27,
Basinghall-street.E.C. Office hours 9.0 to 9.0.
Female detectives (Slater’s)
are less suspected in secret watchings than male detectives, which fact has of
late years been proved over and over again by Henry Slater, of 27,
Basinghall-street.E.C.
And my favourite, from a rival agency:
Moser’s Detective
Agency – Prompt, secret, reliable. Agents in every city of the world. Staff of
detectives (including ladies) in every station of life. 2, Southampton-street,
Strand. Telegrams. “Shadows” London.
I love that they claim to have an agent in every city of the world, quite a boast! And from every station of life! Royalty to homeless people, I guess?
Slater and Moser will definitely warrant further investigation!
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